Say "I'm Sorry" With Cakes
Know what makes everything better? Cake. As it turns out, you can get away with anything if you apologize with a cake. Literally anything.
Sorry About the Face Punch
Also, congratulations!
Sorry About the Loud Sex
The sperm balloons were a nice touch.
Sorry About the Puke
"Here's an air freshener. Hope that covers it."
Sorry About Trying to Kill You
"Note: the cake is not poisoned."
Sorry About the Humiliation
Did you specifically count the people who saw?
Sorry About the Vomiting
The cat probably deserves a cake too.
Sorry About Your Diabetes
That's just mean.
Sorry About Your Shoes
In that particular order?
Sorry About the Herpes
They'll last longer than the cake will.
Sorry About the Tazing
They both look like cops. There's a story behind this one, and we want to hear it.
Sorry About the Bleeding
Let's all hope it was either menstrual or gum-disease-related.
Sorry About the Gender Confusion
Ain't nothing wrong with having a strong jawline.
Sry About My Dad
Here's hoping the recipient already knew that.
Sorry About the Swearing
There's no apologizing for a blue shell, though.
Sorry About the Arson
Uh...emotionally?
Sorry About Your Junk
That particular offense deserves at least some frosting.