Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Full disclosure: before today we didn't know who Zayn Malik was. We knew there was a boy band called One Direction, and that Harry Styles had great hair, but that was about it. But then today we two things: that Zayn Malik left the group, and that One Direction fans are lunatics.
We compiled some of the saddest and most pathetic reactions on twitter to Zayn leaving.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Oh it makes perfect sense. You as a human being don't make sense. But what you said makes sense.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Damn. Mind blown. I mean... what even is "reality?" What is "the universe?" Pass me that blunt when you're done.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Oh boy. Somebody needs a tissue. And also eye replacement surgery.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
CNN should devote all news coverage to One Direction, 24/7, 365 days a year, for the rest of eternity. Or until people stop caring about them, which we're guessing will be is 6-8 months.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
You might just need to go #2. Sometimes we want to kill ourselves before we do that too.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Uh oh call 911 somebody "just can't."
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
For years we were looking forward to the time in which we could look back and be proud of One Direction. Now that day will never come. We are devastated. What will we ever be proud of now?
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Remember how from 2010-2012 when you were happy? And how you've haven't experienced a single moment of happiness since then? That's because of One Direction.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
A lot of things aren't f*cking One Direction. The Backstreet Boys aren't f*cking One Direction. The Beatles aren't f*cking One Direction. The only thing f*cking One Direction are the girlfriends of One Direction, and whoever they're cheating on their girlfriends with.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Start going to church every Sunday and maybe, just maybe you'll be able to save One Direction and also your soul.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Damn. That's deep. Real deep. Almost as deep as like... the ocean. Or a small puddle. Somewhere in there.
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
ZAYN CAN'T YOU SEE HOW DESPERATE I AM. I'M ALL CAPS DESPERATE ZAYN. ZAYN? ZAYN??!! ANSWER ME ZAYN!!
Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction
Sorry mom and dad. Your daughter doesn't give a f*ck about you. She only loves Zayn.