Peta• The still life painting to left is PETA's rendering of Audrina Patridge as a Victoria's Secret Angel/puppy savior.
• Rachel Bilson is going to start playing fashion editor at In Style, but don't worry. She says, "I am not planning on quitting my day job to be a full-time fashion editor." Wait, what's her day job?
• Jennifer Lopez is wandering around New York City with some bad bangs talking about that triathlon she completed last August to prove her body is more than a baby temple. Someone get her something real to promote.
• Jim Carrey knows how to cause Internet drama.
• Michael Phelps and Miss California are really the most perfect opposite match ever.
• Jack Black and Michael Cera have a son.
Gisele is so confused in our Big Pic, where do shoes go again?