twitter.com/McCainBLogette• Meghan McCain posted this picture to illustrate her " 'spontaneous' night in" and naturally, the Twitterverse focused on what was out: her breasts. She got all mad and threatened to leave Twitter because she "took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing" and all hell broke loose. Eventually, she decided not to leave Twitter, "but I will be more careful in the future about my use with the medium." Looks like she has a topic for her next Daily Beast column. Can't wait! (Actually we can, a long time).
• Now that we know the Balloon Boy is safe and found, we can enjoy his "Not Pussified" music video without the sads.
• Tyra Banks has found a new way to pat herself on the back. She will air the first-ever televised colonic performed by a licensed colonhydrotherapist on her Friday show. Only in Tyra World is this something to be proud of.
• Lindsay Lohan would like the record to show she was not aware of the sequined pasties the Ungaro models wore at her Paris Fashion Week debut.
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Well, Jordin Sparks looks super chipper in our Big Pic today.