Doggie AficionadoHey, Margo and Charlie Casablanca reporting.
While every stupid human out there is so busy bitch-fighting over who has the better abs—Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner—nobody's really seeing why their New Moon costar Kellan Lutz beats them all! Now, not only does Kellan have rock-hard abs, biceps, thighs and just about every other attribute a healthy homo erectus could want, he's also got the best heart, paws down.
Kel-babe, as our stupidly Twi-hard dad would say, doesn't even pay attention to all that gooey AnnaLynne McCord and love crap said about him. Instead, he uses his time in the media to talk about how important it is to rescue chicks like us.
Take Lutz's appearance on Ellen, where he not only talked about how fans hit on him while he was nude...
...in the Burke-Williams West Hollywood spa (same one Kevin Spacey has had a run-in or two in, as well), but more importantly, how crucial it is to actually save lives—something I don't exactly see Missy Stewart or Mister Pattinson talking all that much about.
Kellan said of his dog, Kola, whom he adopted from an L.A. shelter:
"I get so much fan mail for my dog. I mean, I moved to L.A., met a lot of weird people, broke up with a girlfriend, so I'm pretty low in my life, so I wanted a friend," he confessed adorably. "I went to an animal shelter. She leaned on the fence. She really just sold herself. And I was like, 'Oh, yes!' "
So look. While R.Pattz is asking fans to take off their clothes, at least the also tummy-perfect Lutz is using his hard-won fame to help bitches like us (Margo's from L.A.'s East Valley shelter, and Charlie's from South Central). And we want to lick him all over for doing so, if he can just drag himself out of Burke-Williams long enough to do it.
Doggie fans do it better, anyway, Kel! Woof if you're Team Emmett!
—Additional pup reporting by Bella Riley
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Hey, Ted, we want playdates with these Very Important Pets.