Jeff Goldblum
There's a raw sexual energy about Jeff Goldblum that we find both exciting and mystifying. His recent GE Link Lighting ad may be considered comedy, but can we be honest? It's pretty damn sexy too.
Michael Keaton
Beetlejuice. Batman. Birdman. Michael Keaton has taken many forms on the big screen, and we find all of them irresistible. Did we mention he has a super-hot son too? The apple doesn't fall far from the sexy tree. Damn!
James Spader
Have you seen Secretary?! It's like the original Fifty Shades of Grey but it's Fifty Shades of James Spader Making Us Feel Feelings. Anytime, any age, this man is HOT.
Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks is everyone's favorite person of all time, hands down. That's not an opinion; it's a fact that we all know to be true.
Hugh Laurie
The doctor is in, and he is FINE. If House examined us he'd very quickly realize he makes us weak in the knees. Swoon alert!
Adrien Brody
When Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry at the Academy Awards all those years ago we knew... we KNEW... this Hollywood crush would only grow.
Mark Ruffalo
It's getting out of hand how many times we've re-watched 13 Going on 30 to look at this cutie's face.
Gary Oldman
Gary Oldman's fourth wife recently filed for divorce, so... Ladies, he's (almost) single (again!)
Sir Patrick Stewart
Sexy in his mid-70s. He's our knight (literally) in shining armor!
Vincent D'Onofrio
Oh, hey Vincent D'Onofrio! We thought we'd bring back our pal Jeff Goldblum in this photo too. It's almost too much. Almost.
Bill Pullman
While everyone was staring at Devon Sawa in Casper our eyes stayed on hot dad Bill Pullman. This crush is everlasting!
James Woods
We don't know what it is about James Woods, but we are TOTALLY okay with it.
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey is one of our favorite red carpet hotties EVER!

