Christoph Waltz
Damn, Christoph Waltz, how are you so fine?!
Michael Caine
Move over, Batman! We only have eyes for Alfred!
Daniel Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis: Name the day, name the time, name the place!
Bill Murray
Bill Murray's just the best. He is the world's crush. We all love him equally, and he crashes random parties to prove it.
John Goodman
A good man to have a crush on!
Denis Leary
Please don't rescue us from the feelings we have for the Rescue Me star!
Christopher Walken
We will NEVER apologize for the way we feel about Christopher Walken.
John Malkovich
Sure, John Malkovich plays default creepy guy in like 90 percent of his projects, but you know what? We're here for it!
David Bowie
His work in Labyrinth is a sexual experience.
Robert Redford
The letter 'S' stands for septuagenarian and sexy!
Jon Stewart
Watching The Daily Show in our PJs is a nightly ritual. Too bad Jon Stewart is stuck on the other side of the TV!
Billy Crystal
If you could recite the ending monologue from When Harry Met Sally to us every night that would be great, thank you!
Ed Harris
Brb, staring into Ed Harris' eyes forever, byeeeeee!
John Slattery
There's no doubt about it: The Mad Men star is a silver fox!
Ted Danson
Cheers to the sexy star's undeniable sex appeal!
Mandy Patinkin
He stole our hearts as Inigo Montoya, but we've never stopped loving the Homeland hunk!
Steve Buscemi
We just want to stare into those Steve Buscemi baby blues!
Stanley Tucci
Stanley Tucci is a damn fine lookin' man. Enough said!
John Cleese
This beautiful Brit has been dazzling us for decades. Love you, John!
Anthony Bourdain
Another silver fox! Bring the heat, you hot chef you!
Ricky Gervais
Our love for Ricky Gervais is strong, and it is real!
Christopher Meloni
Christopher Meloni claims to have the Best Ass on Primetime, and we 100 percent agree!
Mel Brooks
Almost 90 and still as handsome as ever—we cannot get enough of Mel Brooks!
Eric Roberts
Look at Eric Roberts in his super-cute college professor glasses. We're obsessed!