"Jesus Jugs has been resurrected!"
At least, that's what Andy Cohen declares upon Alexis Bellino's entrance in The Real Housewives of Orange County's dramatic season 18 reunion trailer. But not everyone is excited to come face to face with the newly engaged reality star, notably Shannon Beador, the ex of Alexis' fiancé John Janssen.
"I'm about to poop right now," a nervous Shannon hilariously announces in the first look—released Oct. 31—to which costar Emily Simpson quips, "I'm glad you wore white though. That works out really well."
Emily then comes to Shannon's defense by savagely slamming Alexis' relationship.
"Every trashcan needs a lid," Emily says, "and John Janssen found his."
And when Alexis fires back by calling the former lawyer "Tweedledum," Emily retorts, "Don't you call me dumb. You are the dumbest girl I've ever f--king met!"
But when it comes to John suing Shannon for $75,000 he allegedly loaned her before their 2022 breakup, Alexis defends the lawsuit, saying, "I'm not going to apologize for defending my man. He was still gonna sue you."
Shannon's reply? "And I end up winning, a--hole!"
But John's lawsuit isn't the only legal trouble Shannon must answer for. Tamra Judge and Heather Dubrow continue to take her to task after her 2023 DUI car crash and arrest.
While trying to mend their fractured friendship, Tamra says, "I'm sorry, I knew that you were still drinking," to which Shannon explodes with, "An 'I'm sorry, but' is not an apology!"
Heather continues to question Shannon's drinking habits by telling her, "Someone that could be awake at that blood alcohol level is someone that drinks a lot."
As for Heather's ongoing feud with new season 18 Housewife Katie Ginella, tensions have not cooled off.
After Heather insists, "I don't know what I have done to you. Did I run over your cat?" Katie nonchalantly replies, "I don't have a cat."
See all the drama to come in the trailer above. And keep reading to see the stunning season 10 reunion looks.
The Real Housewives of Orange County finale airs tonight, Oct. 31, at 9 p.m. on Bravo and the three-part reunion kicks off Nov. 7 at 9 p.m.
Tamra Judge
Dress: The Attico; shoes: Gucci; jewelry: Shashi; hair: Michelle Getting; makeup: Chelsea Roach.
For more details on the cast's chic looks, head to BravoTV.com.
Emily Simpson
Dress: Hervé Léger; shoes: Gianvito Rossi; jewelry: diamond earrings by Jennifer Karimi; hair: Riri Roya.
Shannon Beador
Dress: Nadine Merabi; hair: Angel Gonzalez; makeup: Pamela Brogardi
Katie Ginella
Dress: Sau Lee; shoes: Giambattista Valli; jewelry: Bay Hill diamonds and rubies; makeup: Skylar O'Neil: hair: Ryan Crociante.
Heather Dubrow
Dress: Retrofête/Seroya; jewelry: Martin Katz; hair: Florido; makeup: Ashley Bello; shoes: Saint Laurent.
Jennifer Pedranti
Dress: Retrofête via FWRD; makeup: Jessica Harp; styling: Modesto Abreu & Coulson Bingham
Alexis Bellino
Dress, shoes, jewelry, and stylist: Atelier Couture by DNA Couture Boutique; hair and makeup: Jennifer Jansen.
Gina Kirschenheiter
Dress: Alex Perry; jewelry: Jennifer Karimi; shoes: Tom Ford; hair: Brittany Nigg (cut and color); makeup: Olivia Rose
(E! and Bravo are both part of the NBCUniversal family)