Marysol & Elsa Patton
Busted: Like mother, like daughter. But not in a good way. The Real Housewives of Miami star and her mom were both arrested separately on DUI charges last year. Here's hoping they have a better 2011.
Vince Neil
Parked: The Mötley Crüe frontman surrendered to Las Vegas' Clark County Detention Center on Feb. 15, 2011 to begin serving out a two-week sentence for DUI and speeding after getting busted at nearly three times the legal blood-alcohol level.
D'arcy Wretzky
Wrangled: The former Smashing Pumpkins bassist was taken into custody on a charge of "animals running at large" stemming from a 2009 incident in which horses she kept on her farm broke free and bolted through her small town in Michigan.
Janine Marie James
Caller ID'd: Jesse James' onetime missus (née Lindemulder) was locked up after he turned over her "harassing, abusive" voicemails to police. Kat Von D's fiancé also claims his ex-wife's "chronic harassing telephone calls [at] "all hours of the day and night" number in the hundreds.
Jaime Pressly
Busted: The former My Name Is Earl star was hauled in on suspicion of driving under the influence on Jan. 5, 2011. The actress was stopped by Santa Monica, Calif. police after they noticed her committing an unknown traffic violation. She was released on bail and is due back in court Feb. 7.
Gary Collins
Arrested: The ex-talk show host was taken into custody on Jan. 4, 2011, in Biloxi, Miss., after leaving a restaurant without paying his tab. After spending a night behind bars, he was released on $5,000 bail. No word on a court date yet.
Brittanya O'Campo
Bus-ted: The combative contestant on VH1's Rock of Love Bus (booted by Bret Michael after trying to attack a former competitor) is serving six months in the slammer for felony assault and misdemeanor battery for bashing another woman in the face...with a "pimp cup." Classy!
Amber Portwood
Slapped: The turbulent Teen Mom star surrendered to authorities just after Christmas and was released on bail the next day after pleading not guilty to felony domestic battery and neglect (aka her caught-on-film beatdown of baby daddy Gary Shirley in the presence of their young daughter).
Alexis Neiers
Busted: This Pretty Wild reality star sure did live up to her show name when, on Dec. 1, 2010, she was charged with possession of black tar heroin, probation violation and perjury after cops found her in possession of a fraudulent Florida driver's license during a routine home check.
Willie Nelson
Potted: The country legend's rap sheet went up in smoke (again) on Nov. 26, 2010, when Willie's tour bus was searched at a Border Patrol checkpoint and 6 ounces of marijuana was found. He was charged with a misdemeanor and released on $2,500 bond.
Lisa Robin Kelly
Busted: Former That '70s Show star pleading guilty to misdemeanor driving under the influence in Mecklenburg, N.C. stemming from an August bust. By the looks of this crazy mug, cops caught up with Kelly just in time.
Lindsay Lohan
Locked Up: The troubled actress did not pass go, did not collect $200, but rather, was sent directly to jail on September 24, 2010, for violating her probation.
Simon Barney
Busted! The real househusband of O.C. was collared by cops after an altercation with his estranged wife Tamra Barney resulted in his hitting her with a dog leash. He remains in custody on $10,000 bond.
Bryan Masche
Neutered: The Raising Sextuplets dad was arrested Sept. 11 for domestic violence and resisting arrest after allegedly threatening his father-in-law and getting verbally nasty with his wife in front of their six 3-year-olds. Police also say they had to threatent him with a Taser before he would let them slap the cuffs on.
Evi & Randy Quaid
Evicted: After previous arrests for skipping out on hotel bills, the Quaids must have realized there's no place like home. Too bad someone else owns their old place now and called the cops on the squatters.
Mark Boone Junior
Arrested: The Sons of Anarchy star, whose real name is Mark Hiedrich, was taken into custody on August 24 in Glendale, CA, on suspicion of assaulting an officer and resisting arrest following a routine traffic stop.
T.I. & Tameka "Tiny" Cottee
Pilled Over: The rapper and his missus were busted Sept. 1 on drug charges after being pulled over by L.A.'s Finest on the Sunset strip, only six months into T.I.'s three-year probation for an illegal weapons conviction. The duo were booked on suspicion of a controlled substance after officers found cocaine and what appeared to be Ecstasy pills, and released after each posting $10,000 bail.
Paris Hilton
Busted: The socialite was caught with cocaine the night of Aug. 27 in Las Vegas, while boyfriend Cy Waits was busted for DUI. The couple was booked into Clark County jail and charged, and Paris was released a few hours later without having to post bail.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Caught! The Jersey Shore star's hard-partying ways finally got her in trouble. Snooki was arrested by Seaside Heights' finest on July 30, 2010, for drunk and disorderly conduct after beachgoers reported she was bothering them. Snooks was transported to police headquarters and released on a summons.
Lindsay Lohan
Tanked: LiLo spent 14 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, where she served out her sentence on July 20, 2010, for her much-chronicled probation violation in her 2007 DUI busts.
Amy Locane
Arrested: This former Melrose Place star has been charged with second-degree vehicular homicide for allegedly causing a fatal DUI crash on June 27 in Montogomery, N.J. Tragically, prosecutors claim Locane had already rear-ended a car that night but drove off before the other driver could call police.
Vince Neil
Parked: The Mötley Crüe frontman was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Las Vegas early in the morning of June 28, 2010.
Chace Crawford
Spotted: The Gossip Girl star and winner of our sexiest celebrity mug-shot contest was was arrested in the wee hours of June 4 for marijuana possession. The erstwhile Upper East Sider was booked near the actor's hometown in Plano, Texas.
Sonja Morgan
Slapped: The newest addition to the Real Housewives of New York City and self-proclaimed "straw that stirs the drink" was busted in the wee hours of Memorial Day for driving while intoxicated in—where else?—Southampton.