ELIMINATED: Matt Donald
Matt Donald didn't get a rose. We feel sad for Matt Donald?? Seems like Matt Donald might have a future in Paradise...
ELIMINATED: Thomas
Goodbye, Thomas. We hardly knew ye.
ELIMINATED: Brian
Maybe if Brian had calmed down on the caffeine he would have been able to stick around.
ELIMINATED: Hunter
Poor Hunter failed to make an impression on Hannah or us.
ELIMINATED: Joe
JOE SELLS BOXES. JOE LOVES BOXES. JOE CAN MAKE ANY TYPE OR SIZE OF BOX. JOE JUMPS OUT OF BOXES. And yet Hannah made the better "package" joke before he could even unbox himself, and so she sent him home.
ELIMINATED: Scott
Scott was the guy who once ran around a mall food court like a "flying chicken" according to his bio, and he got out of the limo
He then straight up ruined that cocktail party with his girlfriend from Monday. He could have just left it alone, but then he compared his having a girlfriend on Monday to Hannah having just dated Colton on a TV show. It was a bad move, and Scott is currently losing the most. Good going, Scott.