Nickelback
"I would rather stab myself in the taint than hear another Nickelback song."
Jason Mraz
"Why is Jason Mraz the unofficial soundtrack for s--t BBQs?"
Korn
"Korn. F--k those guys more than nickelback."
Halsey
"I like some of halsey's songs but my god she sings like a goat being f--ked in the ass"
The Chainsmokers
"One of my employees was talking about how the chainsmokers are actually pretty good and don't deserve all the hate. So I fired him."
Luke Bryan
"People say I should be more positive. Ok. I'm positive that Luke Bryan is a horse-toothed, d--kless, air-humping doofus."
Jason Derulo
"Jason derulo sucks horse c--k"
Dua Lipa
"WTF is a dualipa? Sounds like a sloppy b--w job."
The Strokes
"The Strokes. Worst. Piece. Of. S--t. Band. Ever. Made. Period."
Imagine Dragons
"Trying to decide which is worse, maroon 5, hitler, or imaginedragons"
Remy Ma
"I feel like Remy Ma physically fights her beats. Like she can't rap on beat to save her life."
Tyler the Creator
"Tyler the Creator has a small penis with no real talent whatsoever."
Lil Yachty
"Lil Yachty's hair looks like liquorice and his teeth look like f--king M&M's he looks like a complete f--king moron."
Rae Sremmurd
"I wish I could make sh--ty music like Rae Sremmurd and make millions of dollars for it."
Trippie Redd
"Imagine a pile of s--t, but then that pile of s--t takes a s--t. That's what Trippie Redd looks like."
Big Sean
"Just when you think maybe the world is gonna be ok, Big Sean comes out with a new piece of s--t song."
A$AP Rocky
"Wow isn't A$AP Rocky a load of hype bulls--t...yawn, next."
DJ Khaled
"Yo dj khaled focus on getting your own fat a-- in shape guy, you can't inspire people to be great when you haven't seen your d--k in years."
Wale
"I just farted and it smells like @Wale entire discography."
Awkwafina
"Awkwafina has the voice of a 58 year old divorce attorney."
Lil Wayne
"Lil Wayne is what happens when you pour four loko on a gremlin."
Pusha-T
"You're either a lesbian, a toddler, ex-con or Pusha-T if you still rockin braids this year."
Anderson .Paak
"Anderson paak looks like he f--ks his cousin tbh."
50 Cent
"50 Cent is a moron and needs to be kicked in the BALLSACK."