T-Pain
"Hey, what happened to T-Pain? There's still a massive market for sh--ty music."
Eve
"Now that @TheRealEve is all postracial and tryna raise colorblind babies...does she still have those pawprints on her ti**ies tho?"
Ty Dolla $ign
"Ty Dolla $ign looks like the crab from Moana."
Logic
"Logic is the worst rapper of all time, Paula Dean can rap better."
Yo Gotti
"Yo Gotti forehead so big all his songs count as a duet."
Jalen Rose
"Jalen Rose looks like he has Lego hair."
Tracy McGrady
"Tracy McGrady looks like a grown ass Steve Urkel w/ Biggie Small's eyes #NBA"
Draymond Green
"Draymond Green's jump shot is ALMOST as ugly as his face... Almost."
Ben Simmons
"Ben Simmons might have the most boring voice I've ever heard."
Glenn Robinson
"I f--king hate glenn robinson man what a bitch"
Jimmy Butler
"Jimmy Butler has my most hated player in the league award. Ugly ********. What the **** is that on his head? He look dirty as ****."
DeAaron Fox
"DeAaron fox look like a auntie in the face"
Andre Drummond
"Stevie Wonder shoots free throws like Andre Drummond"
Stephen A. Smith
"Stephen A. Smith is what happens when a human tries to be a Caps lock button."
Rachel Nichols
"@Rachel_Nichols can you stop screaming into your microphone! I've never seen someone so annoying on television in my life and I'm old enough to have watched the #nanny"
Scottie Pippen
"Scottie Pippen has the face of a man that's been through some s--t."
Kevin Love
"I need someone to blame so I'll go with old faithful. This is all Kevin Love's fault"
Charles Barkley
"Charles Barkley has pancake t-tties"
Kobe Bryant
"Kobe looks like he crys to can I get a kiss from a rose by seal"
Tom Hiddleston
"Tom Hiddleston is so f--king ugly why is no one acknowledging this"
Anthony Mackie
"I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are....."
Scarlett Johansson
"scarlett johansson has the emotional range of a f--king celery i hate white people"
Sebastian Stan
"why do so many people have a crush on sebastian stan he looks like a potato"
Winston Duke
"Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs."