Season Four
"No matter how rich or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always gonna be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at our first glee rehearsal. You were the first boy who made me feel loved."—Rachel
Season Four
"I just think it's insane that all Porcelain had to do to get an internship at Vogue.com is take photos of every ridiculous outfit he's ever paired with a Cossack hat and a see-through raincoat, and then show up at an interview where he's lauded as a visionary because his jodhpurs happen to match his riding crop."—Santana
Season Four
"Y'all are sinners, and you'd better get right with God toot sweet because Jesus just logged onto Orbitz and booked himself a plane ticket back to Earth. See, he's got an awesome dad named God who's throwing him a bitchin' party called Armageddon, where he's gonna get to kick off his sandals, dance a little bit, and judge the crap out of everybody."—Kitty
Season Four
"I was with someone…I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there."—Blaine
Season Four
"I didn't know Lena Dunham was joining us today."—Black Swan, on Rachel's outfit
Season Four
"This is New York, it's for dreamers…you should dream. You should dream very, very big and then you should do everything in your power to make it happen."—Isabelle
Season Four
"I'd like to know if anyone has proof that Blaine was actually born in this country?"—Brittany
Season Four
"Sorry, I'm late. Someone stole my compass." —Brittany
Season Four
"You think you're a badass, I'm the original badass. I had my first threesome at 7 and once beat up a police horse."—Puck
Season Four
"Maria von Trapp, Willy Loman, Shrek, those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal."—Cassie, on Rachel's performance
Season Four
"Yesterday I caught one of them trying to marry a squirrel."—Sue, on Brittany's negative influence on the Cheerios
"I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time."—Rachel
Season Four
"I had a song in my heart, Blaine Warbler, and you killed it. Now I have a dead song in my heart, and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heart song is going to start to smell."—Brittany
Season Four
"Kitty is my new head bitch. She's like a young Quinn Fabray, except she's not pregnant, manic depressive or in and out of a wheelchair."—Sue
Season Four
"You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off."—Cassandra July
Season Three
"C minus! That's a Puckerman A plus!"—Puck
Season Three
"I'd call my high school career a total success. I mean not in terms of grades and stuff but I won a state title in football and a national championship in glee club and it turns out I never actually accidentally got anyone pregnant."—Finn
Season Three
"You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray."—Sue to Quinn
Season Three
"That's quite an accomplishment for someone so old her ass went to high school with Moses."—Roz to Sue
Season Three
"You're going to get on that train, and you're going to go to New York, and you're going to be a star. Without me."—Finn to Rachel
Season Three
"When she was eight, she went trick-or-treating as Uncle Jesse on Full House. Spent two years growing out that hair. Business in the front, party in the back!"—Santana's mom
Season Three
"You know how hard long distance relationships can be. We both saw The Notebook."—Blaine to Kurt
Season Three
"I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off."—Meredes
Season Three
"Wait? This thing isn't even televised?"—Lindsay Lohan