3. Blue Ivy
Too late, Kate Middleton. We've already got our own infant royalty over here, and until she's old enough to drop hit singles of her own, we'll gladly settle for Bey and Jigga posting baby pics on Tumblr.
2. The TomKat Saga
How could a marriage that began on a bouncy couch not end with a full-tilt public spectacle? Complete with lightning-fast legal maneuvers, secrets of a mysterious religion and players from every corner of Hollywood. If only there wasn't a kid caught in the middle, we'd say this was the most fun celebrity fling ever! For us, at least.
1. Taylor Swift's Cat
With the giant, marble-like eyes of Pikachu and the tiny, triangular ears of newborn grizzly cub, it's clear that this kitty was forged in the original Furnace of Cuteness, infused with the power to wipe out all celebrity pets in its path. Even its unlikely name, Meredith, can't temper the "awwwww" factor in Tay's key-oot YouTube tributes.