Chaka Khan
The circus came to town and Chaka offered to work the flying trapeze. (Let's just hope that outfit flies away with her.)
Angie Harmon
Now we know what happened to our shag carpet.
Glenn Close
We can all agree that Glenn should burn this immediately, right?
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is killing crows to make her outfits now. Naturally.
Grace Jones
This is what happens when you invite crazy to the masquerade ball.
Tara Reid
Tara got inspiration for those extensions by watching Girls Gone Wild infomercials late at night.
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Avril Lavigne
OK, fine, you're "hardcore" Avril. And by that, we mean hard on the eyes.
Christina Aguilera
Let this be a lesson: skintight leggings do not come in one size fits all.
Madonna
It's tough being a cougar, but someone's gotta set the bar low. Right, Madge?
Princess Eugenie of York and Princess Beatrice of York
We heard a really awful fairytale about these evil aliens who clacked toward the palace to slay the princess. Luckily, they were so hideous that they burned alive at the gates.
Teri Hatcher
If we weren't so offended by those shoes we'd be able to tell Teri how awful the rest of her getup is.
Keira Knightley
Keira's like a little weed that sprung up right in the middle of a beautiful garden. And we'd like to pluck it.
Ashley Olsen
Nothing like utilizing some nice purple silk sheets when the cleaner loses the gown you were meant to wear.
Hayden Panettiere
Looking for a sugar daddy, Hayden? We bet Woody Allen would be willing to take a meeting.
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Jennifer Lopez & Rosario Dawson
Don't try this at home, bitches.
Elizabeth Banks
Pssst...Elizabeth...You're not a geisha! Also? No geisha in their right mind would wear something as fugly as that.
Lindsay Lohan
The Cryptkeeper had better days than this photo.
Rosario Dawson
We're just impressed these puppies haven't called child services on Rosario.
Nicki Minaj
We've seen bath mats cuter than Nicki's jacket.
Melody Thornton
Is it cold in here or is it just Melody's nips?
Claire Danes
Claire plays a nut job on Homeland, and it looks like she's method acting on the carpet as well.
Ke$ha
When the person you look like is Fred Flinstone, abort the outfit.
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Chloe Sevigny
Behold, the bastard child of Peter Pan.
Angelina Jolie
When your leg looks better than the dress, we've got problems.