Michelle Williams
Whoever said Michelle was too old to enter a Little Miss pageant hadn't seen this gown yet!
Nicki Minaj
The Mayans were right. The end is near.
Drew Barrymore
This is like one of those seeing eye posters that you stare at long enough and see a new image. All we're seeing is fugly Barrymore, though.
Heather Morris
Every time we try and forget about the '80s some bitch reminds us with their outfit.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah's gown is cloudy with a chance of hideous.
Mila Kunis
It's like a figure skater mated with the Purple People Eater and got this.
Snooki
This look was our "Worst of the Year" in 2011. Still holds up today.
Fergie
She has a pussy on her...nevermind.
Parker Posey
Behold, the court jester!
LaToya Jackson
The Abominable Snowman lives!
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly has a very bright future as a Vegas lounge singer in this getup. Or a knockoff Little Mermaid.
Rosanna Arquette
This is what happens when you run over a snake and try to clean the mess up with your dress.
JWoww & Snooki
What Snooki lacks in height, she more than makes up for with that Bump It.
Kate Bosworth
If you've ever wondered what psych ward patients are capable of—look no further!
Christina Aguilera
Xtina likes to call this getup, "The Before" photo.
Lindsay Lohan
It's like a cheap pirate costume you'd fish out of the Halloween store's 2-for-1 bin.
Christina Hendricks
Hundreth verse, same as the first! Welcome to the ta-ta show, everyone!
Beyonce
She looks like a giant peeling onion and it makes us want to cry.
Elizabeth Banks
You know things are bad when even the dress wants to melt off of you.
Sinead O'Connor
Help us understand, Sinead. Why? No, really, why?!
Dianna Agron
Other than the fact that we want to pin back those bangs, we think this is a really great Halloween costume of our crazy Aunt Monica.
Carey Mulligan
Maybe it's just the shiny patch in the middle or those blood red shoes, but something about this screams murder and it makes us uncomfortable.
Jennifer Lopez
Hola, J.Lo! So great of you to cut out the side of your dress so you could remind us of your 6-pack abs!
Florence Welch
Prince wants his hat back.