K&K at Versailles
The French surrendered immediately
Liam Payne
See? He's totally tolerant
Bieber's Egging
Actually, Bieber's lack of talent created a black hole that just sucked half the house into it
Polar Vortex
If you happen to see a set of frozen disembodied fingers in New York City, please return them to our intern
Extreme Cougar Wives
All this talk has me re-enacting the Battle of the Bulge
The Cast of Community
Hey, nothing wrong with fans who prefer to watch their favorite show online a day after air
Nibbling Horse
This wasn't even in the script, we just rolled the cameras while Joel and Jim were hanging out on set
Ironside
We would totally watch Woodstumps.
Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner
Call the police, call the FBI, call the President if you have to, this needs to be fixed NOW.
Justin Bieber's Cat
We could make a joke about his pussy here, but that would obviously be tasteless, so we won't.
Bruce Jenner's Adam's Apple
Bruce has always been a major donor to the medical field, what with all those face parts
Lindsay Lohan's Book
Critics are already hailing it as, "More depressing than that book with the teenagers who have cancer"
Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY PUT YOU IN A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS CARD!
Sober Lindsay Lohan
This is step 9 of the program
Imposter Dogs
For how long, Scott Bakula? FOR HOW LONG?!
Best Funeral Ever
On the other hand, any location with mozzerella sticks is a great idea
Christmas in December
David Koechner railed against Bethenny's anarchic holiday move, but alas, to no avail
Conrad Murray and MJ's Penis
No comment. NO COMMENT.
Kardashian Christmas Card
Fine, I GUESS we'll just take 40-some hours video footage instead
Charlie Sheen Shakedown
He's just a man who needs some love from a woman who's 40% plastic
F You, Jeopardy
Guess we need to be more active in courting the teenage trivia genius demographic
Happy Thanksgiving!
Ah, family
Justin Bieber's Auction
You learn how to paint hands properly, I'll buy your dumb cans
Kanye West's "Bound 2"
The human form is so beautiful and sensual