Rob Ford
We like this new side, Canada
Larry King
Seriously, be careful!
Bieber's Graffiti
Or he just got frustrated that he couldn't solve the maze on his place mat
Miley's Dress
That's just tacky, Miley. You have just now crossed the line. Just now.
Miley's Joint
We're just here to keep her ego in check and boot some black tar heroin
Chris Brown
It's a 12-punch program.
Conrad Murray
It didn't help that people kept asking her how she can sleep at night
Jonas Brothers
No jokes here, people. This is serious.
Ryan Lochte
"I had just learned how to spell clam!"
Kim Kardashian's Engagement
Third time's the charm, we hear!
Courtney and Doug
Seriously though this is accurate.
Justin Bieber
Bieber's new ride must be in violation of some kind of wildlife preservation code
ICP
Sorry, Juggalos. We had to.
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem
...And it also has three Oscars already.
Amanda Bynes' Bong
R.I.P. Bong Cop.
Paula Deen's Porn Offer
After her racism debacle, Paula Deen was offered a porn deal. There's no joke here, we just want you to know that actually happened.
Paula Deen's New Sponsorship
Hey y'all, Paula Deen here to tell you about some creamy brown goodness
Stripper Wives
Seriously, they're dead ringers
Justin Bieber's Monkey
"Baby, baby, baby (primal monkey scream)"
Michael Douglas
He's totally not overcompensating, you guys.
Spencer Pratt
Some guy got his tweet on TV. We have no idea who he is.
Mama June
Hahahahaha! Oh wait...*cries*
Royal and Kimye Babies
Being a royal means never having to sell photos of your newborn child. One of many perks.
Charlie Sheen
Who wouldn't look forward to that?!