Barack Obama
Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles.
Barack Obama
I bet Obama likes mustard on his hotdogs because hes gross.
Barack Obama
Just found out my daughter shares a birthday with Obama PUKE.
Barack Obama
Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look.
Barack Obama
My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks it isn't even conditioning my hair I blame Obama.
Barack Obama
Barack Obama...bro, do you even lift!?
Barack Obama
Barack Obama is the sharknado of presidents. Loud, stupid and over-hyped! #sharknado4.
Barack Obama
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!
Hugh Grant
Watching Hugh Grant and his stutteringly pathetic ‘charm' is about as appealing to me as closing my scrotum in a DVD case.
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson is a dead eyed trash bag that smells like low tide
Greg Kinnear
Greg kinear stars in holy f**k who gives a s**t. Coming soon.
Chris Evans
ChRIS EVANS IS A STUPID BEARDED SWEATER WEARING DUMB DORK
Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy is the Madea of white people
Jane Lynch
Jane Lynch have bigger d**k than Ultimate Warrior
Norman Reedus
Norman Reedus i can fit two fists and a leg in my a**hole hit me up
Margot Robbie
"Tongue punch in the fart box" is a neglected phrase. Use it today! Example: Margot Robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Anthony Mackie
Anthony Mackie is probably just angry that he looks like a f**king aardvark.
Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow has completely ruined manhood.
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde's forehead is the same size as my left ass cheek…And I weigh 250LBS, so I'll let you imagine of just how big that must be.
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd is the most boring vanilla dude. You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner talking about his day
Ryan Gosling
Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he's trying to squeeze a fart out without it making any noise?
Zac Efron
Has Zac Efron ever been in a film where he didn't play a total douche? I've never seen one of his films, I'm just judging by his face.
Wanda Sykes
Oh how I loathed Nickelback… PS f**k you Wanda Sykes.
Russell Crowe
russell crowe is delightfully paradoxical in that he is a huge d**k with a small penis