DeAndre Jordan
F**K YOU DEANDRE JORDAN YOU CAN SUCK A MILLION C**KS PER SECOND AND F**K YOURSELF UNTIL YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF BUTTF**KING S**THEAD
Andre Iguodala
Andre Iguodala has the worst body language of anyone in the NBA. If he got a dollar for every dirty look he made he'd have another 80 mil.
Russell Westbrook
Russell Westbrook look like Jar Jar Binks
Doc Rivers
Doc Rivers voice is ashy as hell! Put some lotion on those vocal chords bro
Jalen Rose
I still have no idea how Jalen Rose has a job? He looks like he sells bootleg DVDs at the barbershop
Stephen Curry
Have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through it just froze and couldn't go anywhere? Think Steph Curry's puberty.
Reggie Miller
Pretty sure Reggie Miller's ears provide WiFi
Dikembe Mutombo
I just had a fart that sounded exactly like Dikembe Mutombo speaking in his native tongue
George Clooney
If that gross ratty old man George Clooney can find a girl… your regular fellas out there in the twitterverse must be drowning in pu**y.
Emily Blunt
Emily Blunt's got a purdy mouth … that I'd like to poop in.
Seth Rogen
Convinced that Seth Rogen is really just Dustin Diamond with 150 extra pounds on him.
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart seems like an annoying little fart
Jessica Chastain
Jessica Chastain looks like Julia Roberts ghost.
Zach Galifiankis
I hate when zach galifianakis plays serious roles, that's what Dakota fanning is for
Taraji P. Henson
Taraji P. Henson seems like she's extremely ghetto in real life lol
Sean Penn
Sean Penn: 1) has a penis nose, 2) has a scrotum face, 3) has an anus mouth, 4) is a butthole
Patricia Arquette
I'm getting f**ked up tonight. I mean Patricia Arquette's teeth f**ked up.
Oscar Isaac
oscar isaac is a brooklyn hipster piece of s**t and im gonna fight him
Eddie Redmayne
Eddie Redmayne looks like someone tried to erase his nose, but couldn't completely. I also think he looks perpetually dehydrated.
Christph Waltz
I have no idea who Christoph Waltz is. But he is pretty f'n boring so I am probably not going to bother finding out.
Susan Sarandon
Tired of susan sarandon having her big fat saggy boobs in my face
Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner is a boring mothaf**ka wit some long ass movies
One Direction
Don't understand the world's obsession with One Direction. What is attractive about little boys with gross hair and skinny jeans?
Rita Ora
I wish Joan Rivers was still alive, so she could tell Rita Ora that she dresses like a bag of d**ks.