Nick Offerman
@Nick_Offerman's hands seem crazy small compared to his head
Clay Matthews
Clay Matthews is a bitch, not playing cuz of your thumb?! Chop that thing the f**k off and get in there
Kesha
Kesha's a crack whore
Mark Ruffalo
Really, Mark Ruffalo? That's the face you're going with? God this movie's gonna suck
Julie Bowen
Bitch, how you look anorexic and fat all at once? #weird
Kevin Bacon
@kevinbacon Oi gayboy I'm fed up of see your f**k ugly face on my tv, you c**tbiscuit. Oh, you're not the centre of the universe. W**k Stain
Kid Rock
Thinking of unfriending everyone on Facebook who's status update is "@KidRock concert was awesome!" Have a little respect for yourself.
Demi Lovato
THAT DEMI LOVOTO SONG. MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard wears panties with leg warmers.
Brad Paisley
@BradPaisley I don't know your music cuz I don't drive a pickup and I don't sleep with my sister.
June Squibb
Oh, f**k off, June Squibb.
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew mcConaughey is a d**k turd
Kelly Ripa
@KellyRipa is kind of amazing, when you think about how hard it must be to balance that huge head on a tiny body.
Kobe Bryant
Remember when Kobe Bryant used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise? Now every time he dunks, it is a big deal.
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner looks like a duck's vagina. Literally, a duck's t**t.
Pharrell Williams
pharrell looks like a sewer rat
Keyshawn Johnson
Keyshawn Johnson must've ate the guys who used to cover him. Fat bastard.
Sarah Silverman
I wanna pee in Sarah silverman's face. No reason behind it
Jared Leto
@JaredLeto can suck my d**k
Emma Stone
Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss.