Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling is not funny or attractive, she has an annoying voice and just plainly sucks…why does she have her own show.
Eric Stonestreet
Eric Stonestreet. Why so awkward and yelly?
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez is on the radio right now. Is there a volume lower than mute?
James Van Der Beek
There's a new show where James Van Der Beek plays James Van Der Beek guys get your backpacks n boots this is the apocalypse I'm sure of it….
Brian Kelly
Its 6:03am and Brian Kelly is still an angry leprechaun looking ****** bag.. That is all
Jessica Simpson
I already know that when I get pregnant I'm going to pull a @JessicaSimpson and ain 598 pounds
Anderson Cooper
I am not being mean but why does @andersoncooper remind me of dinosaurs?!?!?
Sharon Stone
I remember when the words "@sharonstone is on television" brought me joy, instead of, "I hate that bitch."
Bob Newhart
How old is Bob Newhart now, about 120?
Malcolm Smith
Malcolm smith you just won the "Who the f**k are you award"
Tom Arnold
@TomArnold, you are an inspiration to all fat dumps who love cocaine and love to f*** fat disgusting chicks. My hairy penis thanks you.
Kirstie Alley
@kirstiealley, is a dirty whore, there I said it.
Jason Biggs
If I had to choose between f**ing a pie or @JasonBiggs I'd choose the pie. That dude has a dirty d**k.
Julia Roberts
There are people who think Julia Roberts is hot!? Her gigantic mouth looks like it will devour an elephant in one bite.
John Krasinski
your face is so stupid i hate you @johnkrasinski
Courteney Cox
I hate Courtney Cox I f**king hate her. P***y hoe
Amar'e Stoudemire
Can't lie, Amare Stoudemire looks homeless.
Jesse Palmer
Jessie Palmer. Idiot.
Russell Brand
I've never seen the fuss with russel brand, he's a hairy non funny t*@t
Andy Samberg
Whenever someone tells me that I look like Andy Samberg, they're basically saying: "Guess how big your nose is…very big"
Larry King
Did you know that if you skinned Larry King & ironed out his leather, you could make enough coats to give 1 to every poor child in America
Katy Perry
I would rather chop my arm off & **** myself with my detached limb than watch "Katie perry the movie" What the f*** is wrong with the world
Tom Hanks
Whatever. Tom Hanks is a whiner. Oh boo hoo, so you have a tropical island all to yourself. F**k. You. I have a turtle sandbox, bitch.
Amy Poehler
What in the f**k is up with Amy Poehler's face? Bitch looks like she survived a nuclear blast.