Elizabeth Olsen
"@ajoy34 Elizabeth Olsen has weird f--king thumbs"
Don Cheadle
"Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle, a muskrat, and a roach"
Dave Bautista
"Follow this page if you hate dave bautista hes ugly ....an comlete joke non talented and sucks"
Benedict Cumberbatch
"Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp."
Tom Holland
"i bet tom holland is one of those whities who clap when the plane lands"
Samuel L. Jackson
"also while i'm comparing old men to reptiles, ever notice that samuel l jackson looks like a snapping turtle?"
Paul Rudd
"If a girl wants to f--k Paul Rudd, chances are she'll f--k you too #paulruddisunf--kable"
Karen Gillan
"karen gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who the f--k you think you are?"
Paul Bettany
"Paul Bettany - what a c--t."
Chadwick Boseman
"Okay, how did the coolest blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass name like 'Chadwick'?..."
Chris Pratt
"If I said it once, I said it 600 times. Chris Pratt is still a p---y."
Chris Evans
"perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor but he plays Captain America like he's a big dumb hunk of s--t"
Nick Jonas
"nick jonas was cute back when he was in the Jonas brothers and now he looks like a ferrit"
Usher
"Usher seems like he'll stop in the dead ass middle of sex because he got chilly."
Pink
"Pink makes music for obnoxious white bridal parties that drunkingly walk into a Denny's and ruin everyone's evening"
Alice Cooper
"Watching Alice Cooper and all I can think is that he looks like a ball sack with face paint on!"
The Lumineers
"the lumineers are the musical equivalent to a triple venti half sweet iced caramel machiato, f--k them and this"
Common
"Common is the Pottery Barn of rappers."
Blink-182
"Lik honestly saying blink-182 is ur favorite band is lik saying I'm okay living with herps"
Steve Aoki
"used anti frizz shampoo on my pubes and no my penis looks like steve aoki..."
TLC
"'Waterfalls' by TLC has to be the worst song about waterfalls, ever."
Fall Out Boy
"Fall Out Boy is the Comic Sans MS of music. They are both entirely overused."
Zendaya
"Zendaya skinny af! Damn. Looking like a whole spaghetti"
Ludacris
"I'd rather be homeless and watch 2 cats bang in an alley than go to a ludacris concert #true"