Adam Levine
"Adam Levine is if a flaccid penis could kinda sing."
Niall Horan
"Niall Horan is ugly goodnight everyone"
Erykah Badu
"erykah badu tits look like d--ks"
Meghan Trainor
"lol meghan trainor looks like that girl my parents would force me to listen to if i were white"
Depeche Mode
"If you're a guy and you listen to depeche mode reach into your vagina and pull your balls back don"
Green Day
"I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Greenday has ever had. Green day sucks d--k"
Rashad Jennings
"I never liked Rashad Jennings he don't have good vision as a running back & he slow"
Gerald McCoy
"Boo!!! Gerald Mcoy is lazy!!!"
Travis Kelce
"good god, travis kelce is such a f--kin tool. and his tv show sucks ass.."
Terry Bradshaw
"Terry Bradshaw looks like someone who is going to a Halloween party as Terry Bradshaw."
TY Hilton
"TY Hilton is a f--king p---y! He just f--ked me over in fantasy f--k him!"
Peyton Manning
"Peyton Manning is the only NFL player that looks like the mascot of the team for which he plays. #horseface"
Fletcher Cox
"Fletcher cox is a d--k."
Ryan Tannehill
"Ryan Tannehill has such a p---y-looking face. Dude looks like he should be selling shoes at Journeys"
Jarvis Landry
"Jarvis Landry has a 3 inch penis. Confirmed by multiple reports"
Earl Thomas
"EARL THOMAS 1 legged p---y."
Amari Cooper
"Amari Cooper? More like Amari Pooper. #amiright?"
Jason Pierre Paul
"Jason Pierre Paul's hand looks like something my cat s--ts out."
Emmanuel Sanders
"Dear Emmanuel Sanders, F--k you. Catch the ball when its in you damn hands."
Danny Amendola
"Amendola with his mustache looks like a young Burt Reynolds with the height of Sally Fields. #SuperBowl"
Ndamukong Suh
"Does Ndamukong Suh ever get tired of being a total a--hole?"
Michael Crabtree
"Michael Crabtree looks like he should be playing bass for Prince in the Revolution..F--k that guy."
Aqib Talib
"I find it hilarious that Aqib talib tries to act all hard and s--t when the hardest thing he's ever done is shoot himself in the leg."
Ray Romano
"Jimmy Kimmel needs a kick to his d--k hole."