Lake Bell
Lake Bell's face is about as beautiful as a worn out leather boot #fugmug
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell in True Detective looks like he smells like depressed couch farts.
Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks is a whore..
Jason Schwartzman
When I grow up I hope I can be as ugly in as many different hairstyles as Jason Schwartzman
Jordana Brewster
Jordana Brewster is the next meryl Streep. If meryl Streep was the worst actress in the world.
Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell's face is made of aged denim
Sarah Paulson
Sarah Paulson is annoying when she yells…or cries…or talks…or exists.
Sean Penn
Sean Penn, you rude! Dumb, rude and full of farts. You stanky Sean, real time stanker.
Liv Tyler
Must be hard for Liv Tyler having a father that is just a giant ballsack.
Willie Nelson
Marijuana works wonders. Just look at Willie Nelson. Bastard is still alive and won't die.
Thomas Rhett
I'm legitimately pissed off at the fact that Thomas Rhett is ugly. Like what're you doin man? Your voice and looks don't match.
Tim McGraw
Tim McGraw's new song is more embarrassing than your mom finding your penis pump.
Scotty McCreery
Gross. I just thought of Scotty McCreery.
Rascal Flatts
Randy Houser
Went to a Randy Houser show and was blown away by his huge voice AND how much looks like he's being f**ked by a gorilla on the high notes.
Luke Bryan
You ever gotten so drunk you said a Luke Bryan song actually wasn't that bad? Me neither.
Little Big Town
Little Big Town I would buy a ticket to one of you're concerts just so I could punch each of you in the face.
Kacey Musgraves
Why does Kacey Musgraves look like the house band at Chili's?
Jake Owen
Jake Owen is a c**k suckin bitch.
Hunter Hayes
Hunter Hayes is so tiny he sleeps in a hot dog bun.
Florida Georgia Line
I would rather listen to the sound of my grandpa eating a nectarine for 3:30 then listen to a Florida Georgia Line song.
Carrie Underwood
Didn't really like da carrie underwood concert seems do dull it had no excitement brong bck da soccer team
Brad Paisley
One time someone took a s**t, rubbed it all over a blank disc, put it into a CD player and out came the first Brad Paisley album
Brett Eldredge
If @bretteldredge ever gets arrested, it'll be because he's doing something dumb in Walmart