Dan + Shay
Dan and Shay are definitely butt buddies.
Darius Rucker
Some of my best friends are black but Darrius rucker sucks ass.
Chris Young
@ChrisYoungMusic I hope you die in a f**king plane wreck you c**k sucking f**k.
Halle Berry
Halle Barrie's boobs are lopsided.
Tobey Maguire
Conspiracy theory: Toby Maguire is just a hamster in a robot.
Naomi Watts
Not to sound mean but Naomi Watts has such a blah face?? I look at it and there's just..nothing, like a blank space where features should be
George Clooney
Hey George Clooney, ur haircut suxz. Oh and so does ur sense of humor. I'm on you all night f**k boy….
Emily Blunt
Emily blunt's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth #britishaccent
Salma Hayek
I hate salma hayek movies.. Her voice annoys me and they never show us her boobs. Meh.
Andrew Garfield
Is Andrew Garfield trying to do his utter best to look like a pedophile that lives in an RV.
Jack Black
Is Jack Black married cause that's f**kin gross
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
I'm really sick of seeing the rock..blah blah blah Dwayne Johnson..blah blah blah candy ass movie star..blah blah blah go suck it!
Bette Midler
Some people ask me who has the biggest penis in Hollywood. Easy. Bette Midler.
Liam Neeson
Liam Neeson is a butterface, in that his face looks like a butt. Eat s**t fart breath Neeson
Jeff Bridges
Am now convinced Jeff Bridges is a crazy f**ker and not in a cool way, just in a disturbed hobo shouting at sparrows and sidewalks way
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell seems like such a bitch, her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis.
Benedict Cumberbatch
If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive, I'm guessing you'd also quite enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.
Stephen Curry
Imagine the damage Steph Curry would be doing in the NBA if he didn't have such a girly name #changeittosteve
Blake Griffin
GOOD BYE BLAKE GRIFFIN YOU SOFT GINGER HAIR COLORED LINDSEY LOHAN FRECKLED FACE TWO HEADED BITCH TAKE YA ASS HOME BITCH
Magic Johnson
I'm convinced Magic Johnson has approximately 73 teeth in his mouth
Tony Parker
People say LeBron flops, have you ever seen this little French woman named Tony Parker
DeAndre Jordan
Deandre Jordan look like that uncle at a cookout that stick his fork in ya plate
Jeremy Lin
Jeremy Lin is worth probably a half jar of mustard pickles
Jimmy Butler
Jimmy Butler look so ugly bruh look like a face you put on a totem pole bruh looking like a tiki mask