Barack Obama
Is there any way we could fly Obama to some gold course halfway around the world and just leave him there?
Lady Gaga
A Lady GaGa fragrance? Bet it smells like d**k.
Blake Shelton
F**k you Blake Shelton you inbred hick.
Britney Spears
The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.
Wiz Khalifa
Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman.
Ariana Grande
I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loops than listen to Ariana Grande's new album.
Jason Aldean
Jason Aldean sounds like his d**k got stuck in his sister.
Reggie Miller
Reggie Miller can't dress for ****
Sia
Sia sounds like she has a mouth full of s**t
Pitbull
Pitbull is starting to grow on me….kidding I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k
Jessie J
Jessie j looks like she takes giant s**ts . Stinky ones too
Andrew Bogut
Andrew Bogut is so ******* ugly. he might be the infamous Big Foot.
Josh Groban
Would you rather: listen to josh groban OR have diarrhea ladled into your ear? Hard choice, amirite?
Katy Perry
Katy perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat. Nice gal.
Psy
Gangnam Styke is SO f**king annoying life jfc i want to show a stick up Psy's ass so he can't dance anymore
Iggy Azalea
I really wanna just flick iggy azalea's stupid mole off her face and into the bin
Drake
Drake looks like voldemort with hair
Ed Sheeran
Hey look Ed Sheeran is still ugly
Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow is not cute, sexy, or hot. He ugly. Sorry bout it.
Barack Obama
somebody send obama some lifehacks on how to be a good president. Haha. Like, i bet that would help. Lol
Lou Holtz
Lou holtz looks like a creepy ventriloquist puppet and sounds like daffy duck.
Lisa Kudrow
I hope you all have a great weekend! Except you, Lisa Kudrow. F**k you
Gerard Butler
Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these s**t films?
Sam Smith
Trying to use the word ‘hate' less often. Here goes: I thoroughly dislike Sam Smith.