John Stamos
Guys John Stamos has a gross belly button :/
Barack Obama
How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears
Zack Randolph
Zack Randolph is not so much IN basketball shape. Rather he IS a basketball shape. Yes, I just called him fat #sports
Adam Sandler
If an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, I'd drive straight to Adam Sandler's house with a net.
Geena Davis
Gina Davis is a real man's man.
5 Seconds of Summer
I'd rather bathe in my own vomit than go see 5 seconds of summer on tour
Scott Foley
I hate that Scandal cast Scott Foley. He is tv poison for one thing, and he is a f**king creep with raper face.
Lee Corso
Lee Corso looks like a puppet from that Crank Yankers show.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the f**k up.
Jeff Van Gundy
Yoooooooo, Jef Van Gundy a fool. Lol
Marc Jackson
Marc Jackson is easily the most annoying voice on television. Well, then there is Jeff van Gundy.
Chris Pratt
F**k off, Chris Pratt.
Chloë Grace Moretz
Chloe Moretz or whatever her stupid name is looks like my a**hole seriously she is not decent looking whatsoever
Ty Burrell
Ty Burrell looks like Jon Hamm if Jon Hamm was a crack addict
Lena Dunham
Unpopular opinion: lena dunham's boobs are dog noses
Scott Van Pelt
Scott Van Pelt still look like a penis…get this penis man off my screen
Barack Obama
I am alright with the President wearing jeans. I am not alright with the President wearing THOSE jeans.
Ted Danson
Ted Danson sucks donkey balls
Jalen Rose
Can we make a special called "I hate Jalen Rose" because I hate Jalen Rose
Michael Strahan
Michael Strahan's teeth are having a middle school dance, where the boys stand on one side of the room and the girls stand on the other.
Erin Andrews
@ErinAndrews Hopefully a ball to your temple will knock the stupid out of you
Kris Humphries
@KrisHumphries **** YOU! You're so pathetic! Seriously kill yourself please. XX
Haim
Let's face it, the girls from Haim are ugly as f**k and perform like they're orgasming
Sofía Vergara
Sophia Vergara sounds like she has a d**k in her mouth…I hate hearing her talk.