Justin Bieber
Dear God, give us 2pac back and we'll give you Justin Bieber
Snooki
if you climbed inside snooki's vagina it would probably be like the f*** pacific ocean
Mark May
I'm about to send Mark May poop in the mail
Childish Gambino
Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck is own d**k a few times.
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.
Wesley Matthews
Wesley Matthews complains about every foul. Just go eat donuts on the bench you fat ****
Britney Spears
I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me
Jessica Biel
My asian orthodontist says @jessicabiel has horse teeth
Barack Obama
Obama's hair is looking grayer these days. Can't imagine why since he doesn't seem to be one bit worried about all that's going on.
Draymond Green
Draymond Green looks like Donkey from Shrek
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher needs to get hit by a bus. ASAP
Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate, You were better when you wore Spandex instead of Spanx, you old slut.
John Mayer
John Mayer looks like a booze soaked turd wrapped in a Dumb and Dumber tux
Michael Chiklis
michael chiklis looks like a scrotum
Jessica Alba
I just saw @jessicaalba. If this was 2007 I'd be really excited.
Barack Obama
A 30 rack of coors light is $23 now at Sun Stop. Thanks, Obama.
Kristen Stewart
I liked Kristen Stewart more when she was a boy.
No Doubt
Dear @nodoubt, The only thing in doubt is whether ur music makes me want to puke… or kill myself & then puke. Sincerely, everyone
Heather Cox
Sideline reporter heater Cox. Great name for a espn reporter AND porn star
Jon Hamm
I'm just gonna throw this out there. I hate Jon Hamm. I hate his face. I hate his pig name, I hate how smug he always looks. I hate Jon Hamm
Terrell Owens
The fact that "Excessive Celebration." is a penalty pisses me off. Thanks Terrell Owens you piece of donkey s**t.
Hayden Panettiere
No one else finds Hayden Panettiere intolerable
Rece Davis
Rece Davis is a tool and needs to suck a muffler.
Bryan Cranston
Malcolm In The Middle? More like mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg!